ShortTrack Finals

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Ahhh…Tonight is the  night! Everyone should come out to the Portland International Raceway to watch me go for my 1,985,402nd in a row, series win.  There will be all sorts of family fun so bring the cats, I mean kids.  It’s looking like it’s gonna be a warm day and we all know what that means…it means that I just might have to unzip the jersey to keep from overheating.

figure 1. this is me dishing out a lesson on the lateral rigidity of the Superfly to Jason Sager.

Ladies please! I’m a happily married man.