The Tour is over. Now how to deal with post tour depression?

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Dispatches from the Tour to end all Tours

“a sick and demented clown played puppet master to a peloton of 42 riders.”

“Look for Carpong to continue clowning around the peloton as the tour continues. The esteemed director is sporting a crisp-E the clown hairdoo for le tour.”

“The prologue shocker was Dirty D.”

“The team that probably took the biggest hit was Team Cupcake”

“Keiffer stumbled off the mountain with a mouth full of dirt which had been mistaken by many riders as cupcake filling.”

“reinforcements in the form of fresh ponies, the tour has shown in the past that cupcakes go stale after three days”

“Damn Son, they don’t have turns like that in Richmond.”

“it was Ryan and Bryan coming in together with the pudgy edging out the chicken.”

The only race that matters has come to an end. Amongst a swirling of rumors and allegations of doping, cheating, course cutting and sabotage the jerseys were awarded, the final hamburgers were grilled and the last tour beers consumed. After some epic meltdowns and the rockiest section to ever be included in a tour the peloton is exhausted and most have left Harrisonburg to return to their boring and mundane daily lives, some sitting behind desks others pretending to work from home. If you missed out on The Tour de Burg then you must wait an entire agonizing year before you can redeem yourself and particiapate in the Grandest of Grand tours. TDB Recap

VIVE LE TOUR!!!